Jaina trivia
She would not post this herself, I am sure:
Emphasis is mine, but you no doubt recognised my deft touch, yes?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaina Jade!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Jaina Jade!
- Jaina Jade can not regurgitate.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jaina Jade is blue.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Jaina Jade.
- Jaina Jade is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Jaina Jade.
- Jaina Jade will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Jaina Jadeocracy is government by Jaina Jade!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jaina Jade is two minutes.
- Jaina Jadeomancy is the art of telling the future with Jaina Jade.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Jaina Jade.
Emphasis is mine, but you no doubt recognised my deft touch, yes?