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Jan. 28th, 2006

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Because they I can, and they suit me.

Jan. 22nd, 2006

Jaina trivia

She would not post this herself, I am sure:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaina Jade!

  1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Jaina Jade!
  2. Jaina Jade can not regurgitate.
  3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jaina Jade is blue.
  4. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Jaina Jade.
  5. Jaina Jade is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Jaina Jade.
  6. Jaina Jade will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. Jaina Jadeocracy is government by Jaina Jade!
  8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jaina Jade is two minutes.
  9. Jaina Jadeomancy is the art of telling the future with Jaina Jade.
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Jaina Jade.
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Emphasis is mine, but you no doubt recognised my deft touch, yes?

Jan. 19th, 2006

monster name

Pulverizing Abomination from the Sunless Haunted Tower

later...

What is --

Ree. I am going to damage you for this. My home is a penthouse, not a tower. Imbecile.

Oct. 21st, 2005

[locked]

I am reminded, in my musings, of the Hagia Sophia. This lovely building began as a church and became a mosque. In this process, devout Muslims obeyed their faith by destroying Christian iconography covering the walls. Islam forbids portraiture in its places of worship.

At different times in my long existence, I sought succor from both faiths and found some solace among them, but my solace is ever tinged with alienation, for I am never a member of my surroundings. It is the way of what I am. At best, I am but placid when among them, but I am never of them, not anymore.

Now the Christian mosaics are being restored, at the dear cost of the Islamic patterns that overlay them. Both cannot be sustained; one must be denied for the other to be seen. It mirrors a memory that evades my remembrance. If only...

Oct. 6th, 2005

[locked]

I have forgotten how to feel.

My senses remain, as ever. Minute changes in scent reach me. My eyes unfalteringly pierce shadows.

But...

Somethings lacks, as though I am merely capable of surface sensation. Like there is nothing beneath. Even open flame laps at my hand and I feel the desert-like heat, and no more.

Barnabas has taken away my candles, having spied my efforts. He says I must enter the 21st century and use electric lights. Are we up to the 21st? I could have sworn we only just ended the 19th. Clearly I have missed something in time, just as I have missed something in substance.

I dislike my moods when I hunger. I shall improve when sated, I think.

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